Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the condom got lost in my hair
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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