And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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