I hope mine doesn't look like that
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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