I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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