It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
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