Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Just invented taco cereal.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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