Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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