We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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