Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
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