Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
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why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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