I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
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i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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