what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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