I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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