Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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