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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex

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(317): View more from Indiana

I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.

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(636): View more from Missouri

I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.

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(914): View more from New York

I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".

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(716): View more from New York

I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.

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(815): View more from Illinois

i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer

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(206): View more from Washington

Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.

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(323): View more from California

You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?

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