She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
