btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
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I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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