do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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