and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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