But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
im on a boat
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we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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