Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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