I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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