Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
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