I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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