Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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