I'm really into asian looking animals
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
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Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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