Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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