Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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