She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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