If i come over, it means nothing
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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