I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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