Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?