Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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