They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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