id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
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just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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