Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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