Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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