I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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