one two three fourrrrnication!
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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