i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
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In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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