the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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