Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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