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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
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He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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