some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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