I can't watch pbs sober anymore
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
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We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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