Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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