is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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