How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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