from now on my penis is your penis
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
