Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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