what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
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foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
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Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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