thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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