so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
