I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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