Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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