4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
My life is pants optional.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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