I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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