More tranny stories later!
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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