talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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