you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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