maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
should my penis look like a turkey
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
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