Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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It's shark week go big or go home
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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